Here Are The Quotes
"Easy, easy, it ain't that kind of show!" - after taking off his shirt.

"You know I was feeling it folks. I was feeling fiesty!" - MTV Live.

In Orlando, "Just by looking at the front row, I can tell you I probably know half the mother-f*ckers in here."

About playing in the same arena he once attended concerts in,"This is so f*cked!"

"There are only two things you need in life...money...and condoms."

(singing)"Well, the weather outside is frightful...but its hot as h*** in here"

"God, I could have sworn it was freezing ten minutes ago." - Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

"You got to sleep in one state and then you wake up and perform in front of 5,000 f*cking screaming teenagers!"

"This song is very deep; it's very serious; it's about getting laid!"

"I can tell you've been having a sh*tty day" talking to someone in the front row,"So heres a song for you. It's all about gettin' laid!"

"I was born to wear tight pants"

"I can tell you've been having a sh*tty day" talking to someone in the front row,"So heres a song for you. It's all about gettin' laid!"

"Thank you for your clothes!" - After catching a shirt.

"This one goes out to the b*tch who took all my clothes to the good will" - talking about "B2G"

"This song is about f*cking around, f*cking up, and getting pretty f*cking good at it!" - talking about "Damn."

"YEA!!!!!! C"MON LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BLUE HAT!!" - After some guy threw his hat on stage.

"I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR THE GIRL WHO THREW THIS UP HERE: BREAST IMPLANTS" - After some girl threw up a red lacey see-through bra onstage and Rob looked at the size.

"Oh, and Carson, if you're out there baby, you're a hottie too." - MTV Live.

Every night there is something written on the stage for Rob to do: "Tonight it says, "Rob-get on stage you sexy b*tch and say Hi to your dad! So, Hi dad!"

"This ain't no f*cking Metallica concert, if we see anyone over the age of 70 crowd surfing, were going home."

On "Damn": "A lot of people think this song has some big philosophical meaning, but it's really just about trying to get laid."

"Our new slogan is What would Kiss do?"

"You'll have to excuse me, but im a little bit of a f*cking potty mouth."